For the bargain price of $700, we embarked on what we thought would be an unforgettable fishing expedition, only to be greeted by the enigma that is Kevin, the captainโs first mate and champion chain smoker.
Letโs dive right into Kevinโs unusual take on hospitality. His demeanor could be best described as a grumpy seagull.
Picture this: my brother-in-law, armed with a bunch of bananas, merrily approaches the boat, only to be met with Kevinโs stern decree. The mere presence of bananas on board was enough to strike fear into Kevinโs superstitious heart. He adamantly declared that bananas were the epitome of bad luck in the realm of fishing and absolutely were not coming on board with us. Who knew a yellow fruit could possess such ominous powers?
Amidst the bewildering banana ban, our protagonist Kevin proudly showcased his selective assistance policy. If you happen to be a woman or a child, congratulations! You were bestowed with the privilege of having your hooks baited by Kevin himself. For the rest of us, it seemed weโd be baiting our hooks. Not a big deal for us; we didnโt mind!
And what about the fish, you ask? We caught two small red snappers, which Kevin delightfully called โSnapppetizersโ. We struggled to maintain our composure as laughter mingled with the pungent scent of stale cigarette smoke and a cold Natty waiting to be popped.
In conclusion, if youโre yearning for a fishing expedition incorporating a strict โno bananasโ policy, a smokey first mate with a flair for selective hook-baiting, and the geographical audacity to keep you tethered to the shore, then ask for Kevin. Yes, the Gulf was a tad rough that day, but Iโm no expert.
Disclaimer: No fish were harmed during the creation of this reviewโฆand barely any on our trip.
For the bargain price of $700, we embarked on what we thought would be an unforgettable fishing expedition, only to be greeted by the enigma that is Kevin, the captainโs first mate and champion chain smoker.
Letโs dive right into Kevinโs unusual take on hospitality. His demeanor could be best described as a grumpy seagull.
Picture this: my brother-in-law, armed with a bunch of bananas, merrily approaches the boat, only to be met with Kevinโs stern decree. The mere presence...
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For the bargain price of $700, we embarked on what we thought would be an unforgettable fishing expedition, only to be greeted...
Thanks so much for the review! Hope you guys enjoy those fish!