WELL BUTTER MY BISCUIT AND CALL ME BASS CRAZY!! Y’ALL. This mornin’ on Table Rock was WILDER than a raccoon in a moonshine still! We flat-out RIPPED LIPS — over 60 of ‘em bad boys hit the deck like they owed us money! From the git-go, them rods was bent like Uncle Earl’s rusty lawn chair, and the reels was screamin’ louder than Mawmaw at a tent revival! We caught dang near EVERY CRITTER THAT SWIMS in this here lake: Spotted Bass bigger than a 5-gallon bucket Smallmouth meaner than a snake in a sandbox Flatheads & channel cats fatter than a county fair corndog And bull bluegill so thick we thought it was RAININ’ FISH I ain't lyin’ — fish was flyin’, drag was cryin’, and these folks couldn’t wipe the grins off their faces if they tried. Best fishin’ and weather we done seen in YEARS! If you’re sittin’ at home twiddlin’ yer thumbs, you’re missin’ out BIG TIME! My calendar's tighter than Granny’s pickle jar lid, so y’all best quit dilly-dallyin’ and BOOK YO’ TRIP before you’re left watchin’ fishin’ videos in yer recliner! Hit me up: **hidden content** Or slap that keyboard at: **hidden content** — Captain Spencer Clark aka The Hillbilly Hulk #HillbillyHulk #FishSlinginFrenzy #TableRockTornado #DragScreaminDreamin #BassBustinBonanza #OzarkOutlawFishin #TooManyFishNotEnoughCooler #HookedOnHillbilly #FullSendFishin #CountryStrongCatchin #AintNoFishSafeOutHere