Fast ’n Furious Trout Fishin’ on Lake Taneycomo! Y’all, we just hauled a crew out for a quick two-hour trout trip, an’ I swear them fish were jumpin’ in the boat faster than we could bait hooks! It was nuttin’ but laughs, bent rods, an’ steady action the whole dang time with Breaking Bass Guide Service. If you’re itchin’ to get out on the water, now’s a mighty fine time to book your trip—them Taneycomo trout are hungry! Head on over to: **hidden content** Let’s go catch us a mess o’ trout! #BreakingBassGuideService #LakeTaneycomo #TroutFishing #OzarksFishing #GetOutdoors #FishingTrip #CatchMoreFish #HillbillyFishing #TroutAction #FishOn

WINTER FISHIN’ IS FIXIN’ TO GET GOOD! Y’all listen here — some o’ the biggest, meanest, most slab-sided bass of the whole dang year come out to play in the winter, and Captain Spencer Clark from Breaking Bass Guide Service is out there grinnin’ like a possum in a trash can, ‘cause this is his FAVORITE time to be on the water. Cold? Yep. Worth it? HECK YEAH. The fish are feisty, the lake is quiet, and Captain Spencer’s out there chunkin’ baits like he’s tryin’ to start a revolution. And if you’re huntin’ for a gift for that special somebody who already owns 47 pocketknives, 12 coolers, 3 deer calls, and a lifetime supply of camo, don’t worry — we got somethin’ they ain’t got yet: Gift certificates on **hidden content**! Give ’em a day of fishin’ so good they’ll be braggin’ louder than a rooster on espresso. Plannin’ a trip to Table Rock? Check out Trace Hollow Resort — clean cabins, good people, and a private boat ramp so slick you can back your boat in quicker than Uncle Randy backs into trouble at a family reunion. Bundle up, hang on tight, and let’s go yank some winter bass like we’re tryin’ to pull the lake inside out! **hidden content**

Today’s guided trip on Table Rock with some brave-as-heck folks from Minnesota was beyond chaotic! The second we dropped lines, the bass started attackin’ baits like they were auditionin’ for a bar fight. We weren’t fishin’ — we were hostin’ the Bass Hunger Games. Over 20 keeper bass, doubles hittin’ like popcorn in a microwave. Rod tips bendin’, folks yellin’, bass makin’ life choices — pure hillbilly pandemonium. It was colder’n a penguin kissin’ an ice cube out there. My beard had frost in it. Every time the cold tried to win, another bass jumped on just to keep morale up. If YOU wanna experience a guided fishing trip so wild it makes your ancestors sit up in their graves and cheer, then get your hindquarters over to **hidden content** and book a trip with THE HILLBILLY HULK. We’ll catch fish, raise eyebrows and make memories no therapist can ever fully untangle. LETS GO FISHING! Captain Spencer Clark Breaking Bass Guide Service **hidden content** **hidden content** #breakingbassguideservice