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Listenโฆ I came to Clearwater expecting a relaxing day on the waterโmaybe catch a fish, take a few pics, lie about how big it was. What I didnโt expect was to join an elite underwater hit squad run by a man named Captain Jason. This guy? He doesnโt fishโhe hunts. And he does it with the speed and precision of a caffeinated ninja.
We didnโt touch a single piece of bait. Didnโt unhook a thing. Jason did it allโover a hundred fishโlike he was born on the boat and raised by swordfish.
Meanwhile, our buddy Quincy was reenacting The Exorcist off the side of the boat. Poor guy was chumming the waters the hard way by hour one. While we were reeling in fish like champions, Quincy was feeding the ocean everything he ate since 1998. Jason handled it like a proโkept fishing, kept smiling, and even gave Quincy a thumbs up between unhooking fish and being an absolute legend.
By the end, we were sore from laughing, arms tired from catching fish, and Quincy was pale enough to qualify for a ghost tour.
If you want an unforgettable time, book Neptune Fishing Charters. Ask for Captain Jason. Even if you throw up, youโll still leave with memories, sore cheeks from laughing, and enough fish to start your own seafood truck. 10/10, would bring Quincy again.
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โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ I Didnโt Know I Was Gonna Join the Fish Mafia (feat. Sea Sick Quincy)
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